hello, i'm Tim, and i-
am nineteen years old,
was a three-year varsity swimmer,
was on my high school academic decathlon team,
am the king of awkward,
tell stories,
can spin my tongue,
can clap with one hand,
have a conflicting taste in music,
am always up for an adventure,
used to smell like chlorine,
have to look at a light to sneeze,
do not let myself fall victim to contagious bad moods,
eat when i'm happy,
eat when i'm angry,
eat when i'm bored,
have a major sweet tooth,
find it easy to avoid drinking soda,
wish i wore glasses,
have clammy hands,
take default-quality pictures,
save fortune cookie fortunes,
tend to yawn when i'm nervous,
am extremely indecisive,
am incapable of executing any form of handshake,
am horrible with names,
have become greatly adept in avoiding saying the name of a person whose name i don't remember while in conversation with said person,
have developed an ability to sleep anywhere and in any position,
can't handle spicy foods,
am skilled in the art of messing things up,
am easily intimidated,
am easily discouraged,
hate my skeletal structure very much,
will probably and eventually call you 'mother' if you are a female,
can out creep you,
can creep you out,
have a subtle obsession with the color blue,
am still learning,
am a synesthete,
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for the least part i've figured out exactly what i don't need to do, and i'm doing it.
i tweet
